THANKS FOR ASKING

many, many layers of paint

ok, fine, i love nyc.

many wet paint signs

flaking paint, not a st. bernard

Post Not Bilt

condiment sword

rocking horse in the trash

bones in the deli

food abandoned at the doctor's office

Occupy Wall St. Protest, endorsed by Captain America.

they love doritos.

More Birds This Way

cheese doodles everywhere

EHHHHHNNNN

A stone that says "cream".

A really long way to go for a really bad pun.

Once again, I think it's possible, just possible, that the subway in Queens is less well maintained than in Manhattan

dog statue in front of sign reading "no dogs allowed"

A steely gaze.

NEPTUN